Stay in a real castle and live happily ever after (temporarily) as King and Queen of the castle
The royal palace so nice Henry VIII honeymooned here twice—and then three times, and four, and five...
An 11C castle become a Relais & Chateaux hotel between Southampton and London in West Sussex
The generic British word for dessert is "pudding."
In the 19th century, the "g" was sometimes pronounced as a harder "k." Sometimes, the "n" got dropped. Sometimes that was shortened by slicing off the "pud."
In other words, small, incremental changes resulted in pudding->puddink->puddik->dick.
It's not meant to be dirty; it's just a Victorian synonym for "dessert."
Pepper a cake with currants or raisins, and you get "spots" in your pudding, hence: spotted dick.